Adventures in PR

[dysrhythmic]

Never mind why, but I've been all over various local Delco paper websites these last couple of days, hunting down phone numbers, e-mail addresses, etc. It's been pretty dull, but one thing has stuck out. They're all owned by the Journal Register Company. All the websites have the exact same layout, which on the one hand is kind of nice, because I

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[wenchynuggets]

1.) I really want some Taco Bell, just from you mentioning it.
2.) I believe it was out in Portland where I stood outside a Starbucks, and could see one slightly down the block across the street. In all honesty I think I threw up in my mouth a little at the absurdity of it all.
3.) I am now terrified of raccoons. I have the huge one that will not leave my porch, and it stares me down. I think it's platting my death.

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[dysrhythmic]

Go get some Taco Bell, and get an extra taco or two for the raccoon. Then spike it with some kinda sedative/tranquilizer. (Does tylenol PM or Unisom, etc. work on a raccoon?) Feed the little bastard the doctored taco(s), and then once it's passed out, put it in a sack, and put the sack in the lake. End o' story.

Starbucks

[spasticpixie]

I've seen three in Chicago...downtown near the Marshall Fields (*cough, cough* Macy's)
What about chain pharmacies? CVS and Walgreens on every corner, and surviving across the street from one another. yikes. I know it's easier for the chains to work with all kinds of insurance companies and what not, but isn't it better to have some local guy who knows you and the town too? meh.