mormon!angst!

[dysphasia]

i just had a 20+ minute conversation with two boys from the church of jesus christ of latter day saints. mormons. ok, one of them was sewwwwww hot! also, they asked me to pray with them and i refused! wtf? maybe "praying" means "sex" to mormons? i can't believe i refused a mormon!threesome! i also can't believe i'm so delusional as to think that

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[councilestate]

ahahhaa omg a MORMON!THREESOME! is the best thing i've read in the past 93242374234234 years!

[dysphasia]

it's the best thing i've thought about in the past 23405239;sofiah;w4otwh4;o84oy years! trufax!

[councilestate]

i like yr though process

[vulgar_picture]

i bet brandon flowers has mormon threesomes, lolz.

[dysphasia]

i forgot he is mormonally inclined!

[libertinette]

ew!

[vulgar_picture]

lololololz!

[respectthecity]

Current music: pulp in my head cause of molly!

THAT IS A GOOD THING!

[libertinette]

GOD MORMONS ARE KINDA HAWT IN THEIR REPRESSION!!!

Why didnt you prey with them??

Also you should say to them

"hay guys your bookie says that if you read the bookie and then deny its truth you go to helltowne but if you don't read it you don't go to hell. so why should i read it hmm? ok lets have sex while you answer my question thanks! also did you ever tie a bible to your hand to stop you from masturbating? ok thx for the info!!"

[pygmalism]

i think "prey" was a freudian slip but i am not sure!

[libertinette]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha

[libertinette]

yeah i saw that but left it in cus.... a++|++!

[libertinette]

Also:

what Pulp?!

[respectthecity]

READ MY ENTRY AND GUESS!

[libertinette]

oh man!!!

[dysphasia]

OH MAN JESSICA! I WAS GOING TO BUY TICKETS TO SEE DEATH CAB BUT I KEPT SAYING "MAYBE SOMETHING BETTER'LL COME UP?" AND NOW DEATH CAB IS SOLD OUT AND I'M SADTOWNE :(