From a coworker...

[dylanevl]

"You're getting married so here's some advice-- never buy your woman a boob job."

I think we're safe there.

Comments

[filefish]

Whew!

[dylanevl]

Right? Why ruin such fantastic boobs?

[oddharmonic]

Bigger or smaller? If/when mine start to sag, I'd like a little tuck to keep them perky. If that makes them a little smaller afterward, bonus!

(Someone once told me my feelings toward my body were unfeminine. I maintain that I just have a different personal standard of feminine -- with perfect little breasts and an amazing vagina.)

[dylanevl]

I'm assuming he meant bigger. This conversation started after his haaaawt exwife was in the office and I couldn't help but harass him afterward with "you gave up that for men?" (Turns out, the men came after she left him. Who knew?)

[dylanevl]

Naww.. we both like the A cups (and nipple senstivity...)