what in the fucking hell?!

[dyinganthem]

I wondered why it was so... quiet, in the outside world today. It wasn't until I read this post that it really started to sink in. It's spreading. Fast. Everywhere. No one is safe.

Worried? Maybe.

Shocked? A little.

Panic? Uh... duhI better go have a chat with my grandpa. I was little squicked when he showed up (he was mumbling and walking kinda

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[devilyouwere]

DUDE. I cannot read these sorts of things because I think it's real (luckily I went back to the absolute main post or I would be so freakin' right now and asking my dad why the hell we aren't locking the doors).

But, on the other hand, HAH. What a good idea. :)

[dyinganthem]

RUN! IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, RUN FOR THE HILLS!

Grandpa bit me! And.. it's... ngh...

Lock your doors. Do it now. We're coming.

;)

[devilyouwere]

OH NOEZ!!!1!!!/! *hides under her chair*

[dyinganthem]

I... it... you... that...

RUUUUUUN!!! That chair won't save you, trust me!!!

*twitches*

What's that... smell...?

[haights]

Oh fuck yeah! I'm totally doing this! :P

[dyinganthem]

DEAR GOD, SAVE ME! IT ITCHES!!

(Awesome, btw! ♥)

[haights]

I WISH I COULD SAVE YOU BUT IF I DO YOU MIGHT EAT ME!

I will survive! *breaks out in song* :P

[dyinganthem]

YOU'RE TOO LATE, I'VE BEEN TURNED.

OH CRAP.

You smell nice.

[killmotion]

You crack me up. DUDE. Email addy. I wanna send you the frist chapter of my fiiiiiiiiiiiiic.

[dyinganthem]

I try. ;)

Email - smartaleck494x@yahoo.com

I can't wait to read this!

*scratches*

You might wanna run first, though. ;)

[killmotion]

I am not gullible just because I am blonde!

[dyinganthem]

Uh huh. Suuuuure.

Don't look now! afairytalestory is right behind you!

*smirks evilly*

We gotcha now.

[eternitybreaks]

LOL! I actually thought something happened like birds flu or something *headdesk*

[dyinganthem]

Nope. Just your run-of-the-mill zombie outbreak. ;)

Run. Now. Or else.

[twolefts]

Oh my god. Seriously I was reading someone else's post and it was like really detailed and terrifying sounding. I TOTALLY BELIEVED IT and started screaming at my parents to turn the news on and they wouldn't and we got into a huge fight b/c I was like YOU FUCKS THERE'S ZOMBIES! lmao.

[dyinganthem]

Oh man, that made me giggle! Poor you!!

Fortunately for you (and your parents) it's just a bunch of crazy insane people spreading the plague. :P

*giggles*