The Dalek Diaries -PG-13
Title: The Dalek Diaries
Rating: PG-13 to be safe
Characters: Daleks! Mentions of The Doctor
Disclaimer: I don't own daleks...yet. I plan to crochet myself some however. The image still belongs to BBC
Summary: What if a Dalek kept a diary?
Author Note: I know it's not canon for Daleks to have names, but for sanity's sake I'm naming the ones here so we can all keep them straight. :) My first DW fic, and I plan to update once a month with the entries from the month.
Concrit: Yes please. And if you have any good Daleky names, feel free to mention them.
April 12
Today, Dalek Phaw brought up what we would do if we ever met The Doctor. “Do we exterminate first, ask questions later, or do we question him and then exterminate?” What kind of bollocks is that? It is clearly written as rule number two in the Dalek Handbook of Daleks that, in case of The Doctor, exterminate first. But, it is common knowledge amongst the Daleks that Phaw needs his eye stalk oiled.
April 18
Yesterday, Dalek Oruyi almost found this diary journal. Must find a better hiding place than under the brig mattress. Maybe if I hide it under one of the human containment pods. Or perhaps in that cupboard above the refrigerator. Hide it where no Dalek ever goes. Yes. I think I’ll hide it in the cupboard.
April 21
Today is my yearly review by Dalek Inky. Just a quick interview to be sure I still belong in this troupe. Let’s hope that it goes well. It would be a lovely birthday gift that it does.
April 22
The yearly review went well. After it was finished, Dalek Pinky wheeled in a large cake with my picture painted on the top. Then the group proceeded to screech sing to me and Dalek Inky cut the cake with his death ray and each of us picked up a piece with our plunger, opened our armor and enjoyed the heavy chocolate heaven.
Rating: PG-13 to be safe
Characters: Daleks! Mentions of The Doctor
Disclaimer: I don't own daleks...yet. I plan to crochet myself some however. The image still belongs to BBC
Summary: What if a Dalek kept a diary?
Author Note: I know it's not canon for Daleks to have names, but for sanity's sake I'm naming the ones here so we can all keep them straight. :) My first DW fic, and I plan to update once a month with the entries from the month.
Concrit: Yes please. And if you have any good Daleky names, feel free to mention them.
April 12
Today, Dalek Phaw brought up what we would do if we ever met The Doctor. “Do we exterminate first, ask questions later, or do we question him and then exterminate?” What kind of bollocks is that? It is clearly written as rule number two in the Dalek Handbook of Daleks that, in case of The Doctor, exterminate first. But, it is common knowledge amongst the Daleks that Phaw needs his eye stalk oiled.
April 18
Yesterday, Dalek Oruyi almost found this diary journal. Must find a better hiding place than under the brig mattress. Maybe if I hide it under one of the human containment pods. Or perhaps in that cupboard above the refrigerator. Hide it where no Dalek ever goes. Yes. I think I’ll hide it in the cupboard.
April 21
Today is my yearly review by Dalek Inky. Just a quick interview to be sure I still belong in this troupe. Let’s hope that it goes well. It would be a lovely birthday gift that it does.
April 22
The yearly review went well. After it was finished, Dalek Pinky wheeled in a large cake with my picture painted on the top. Then the group proceeded to screech sing to me and Dalek Inky cut the cake with his death ray and each of us picked up a piece with our plunger, opened our armor and enjoyed the heavy chocolate heaven.