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[The PCD starts, showing a rather buxom blonde who appears to be pouting at the device.]

Ehhh? What exactly is this? Is this some sort of a joke? More like cruel and unusual punishment! And undeserved punishment too! The reports weren't that late... [By her standards.] Taichoouuuu? I’m sorry? I’ll get right to those reports… in a bit?

[But those pale

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[effyourcupcake]

Hi. Uh- welcome to Adstringendum.

[dvine_titillatn]

Adstringendum...?

[effyourcupcake]

Yeah. It's this- alternate universe, I guess.

[dvine_titillatn]

Ne, sure you haven't been into the sake...?

video;

[pity_bangs]

I'll let you talk to me.

video;

[dvine_titillatn]

That so...

video;

[pity_bangs]

Mm.

video;

[dvine_titillatn]

Pass.

[Video]

[012420]

[He doesn't know who you are, but he recognizes the clothes]

Miss.. are you one of those Captain Shinigami people?

[Video]

[dvine_titillatn]

[That's a rather odd guess...]

Not exactly... Why, do you know some shinigami captains?

[Video]

[012420]

I've met two Shinigami Captains. I apologize, I thought you were one of them because they like to wear those black and white clothes too.

[Video]

[dvine_titillatn]

Don't suppose one of those was about... [Making a gesture near her chest.] Boob height, with white hair?

[video]

[iceandivory]

If this is punishment, I must have killed the emperor.

Think about how much easier life would be if you stopped listening to your chest and started listening to your captain.

[Hi. He missed you. Really.]

[video]

[dvine_titillatn]

Taichou? But what are you doing here?

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[iceandivory]

Scolding you. I thought I made that part rather clear.

...You should be asking why you are here.

[video]

[dvine_titillatn]

But that's not fair! I didn't do anything to be scolded for!

Okay. So why am I here...?

[Video]

[verlorenscasket]

[He's kinda sorta really trying not to laugh very hard.]

Your girls? Haven't heard that one in a while.

[He shakes his head, chuckling.]

Anyone tell you about this place yet?

[Video]

[dvine_titillatn]

That it's called Adstringendum?

[Video]

[verlorenscasket]

Right. So here's the low down. Some time ago some ass hole scientists decided to start screwing with the spirits here. They're called the Animus and they are ridiculously powerful. Enough so that their powers can pull people from different dimensions all in to one place. AKA here. They scientists are gone but the Animus are still using their powers to drag people from their homes and deposit them here. Some people think a couple of them are nice but I don't think it is a good idea at all to trust any of them. It's kinda like a time vacuum. When you get sent home again you'll be deposited right where you left and wont remember any of this. Some people stay here for a month, others have been here for much longer than that. Me, I've been here seven months. Oh, and we usually have weird events two times a month thanks to said Animus. Sometimes they're not so bad, other times they're pretty horrible.

Any questions?

[He hasn't had to explain this in a while. Normally someone else does it by now. Oh well.]

[Video]

[dvine_titillatn]

... I'm supposed to believe that?