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[duudexx]

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/hockey/blackhawks/11135629-419/blackhawks-rookies-are-loving-big-brother-patrick-kane.html

SOMEBODY TALK TO ME ABOUT HOW JEALOUS TAZER IS AND HE'S LIKE TRYING TO WILL HIMSELF TO GET BETTER BECAUSE KANER IS HISSSSSSSSS. IRRATIONAL JELOUSYYYYYYYY
IT'S NOT TAZER'S FAULT THAT HE'S CANADIAN, HE'S JUST BETTER THAN KANER AND

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[duudexx]

totally!! i can imagine him biking out all of his frustration and not wanting to talk to kaner bc a) he can't play and kaner can; b) he needs to stop bonding with people that aren't tazer; and c) just bc i said so :D

they're so great in a completely dysfunctional way!

[impertinence]

OMG YES.

[duudexx]

there are rookies in town and they are here to fuck shit up!

[svmadelyn]

Hi, I'm somebody who can talk about this with you! I shared your reaction - something along the lines of:

Tazer: You're never nice to me.

Kaner: I'm nice to people who deserve it.

Tazer: *scowls* And what's with this you getting on Hayes shit?

Kaner: I'm allowed to have other friends!

Tazer: I can have him shipped off like that!!!!

Kaner: *fond* Fucking weirdo.

And my second reaction to this was that Kaner is totally doing it on purpose so that Tazer focuses more on anger and righteous indignation than being sadfaced over his concussion, because he's helpful like that.

[duudexx]

ahaha yes!

oh man, of course Kaner is scheming, people don't give him enough credit in the locker room (his opinion). Kaner just wishes that Johnny would stop trying to burn holes into the sides of the rookies' heads bc they're starting to get a little scared

[anoncents]

Drive-by comment :) My first reaction was to laugh at Kaner because 1.) he's barely older than the rookies and 2.) his secondary reasons for Hayesie include being American and going through the draft. lol that just seems so random

[duudexx]

hi! :)

hahaha Kaner's standards for being a bro = not high