SG-1: Jack O'Neill, Sex God; or And They Call This a Punishment? Jack/Daniel, Jo/Sam, NC17
Title: Jack O'Neill, Sex God; or And They Call This a Punishment?
Fandoms: SG-1/Eureka
Pairings: Jack/Daniel, Jo/Sam
Author: dustandroses
Betas: ozsaur, my hero and shit and sidlj, my other hero and shit
Categories: First Time, Crack Fic, Humor, AU, Crossover, Romance
Rating: NC17
Warnings: FemmeSlash, Graphic Sex in Public, Voyeurism, Spanking, Rimming, Lots and Lots of Sex
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em - not making any money off 'em. Dern it.
Word Count: 23,100 words
Spoilers: None
Synopsis: He knew he shouldn’t blame Jack, but of all the weekends to get spat on by some local shaman in the middle of an obscure ritual and have some weird chemical reaction, this was the least convenient.
Notes: Eureka is the AU in this story. I've basically transplanted Jo into the SGC, making her an officer in the Air Force instead of the Army (in Eureka, she's an ex-Army Ranger.) Don't worry if you don't know Eureka, I'm sure you'll get along fine...Jo is pretty much a force unto herself. She seems right at home at the SGC.
More Notes: This story started out as my spook_me contribution. My prompt: Mutant Sex. Then I decided to combine it with kinkofthemonth's double prompt for October: Rimming in Public Places. Yep, this one's got it all - and so much more. Enjoy!
Part One is here.
Part Two is here.
Part Three is here.
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