rock bottom?

[dustyjack]

 You know you're terrible excuse for a human being when you really need to write a letter to your grandmother but what you really WANT to write is gay porn.

See you in hell.

Comments

[digitalemerald]

Dear grandmother, I wrote this story and wanted to share it with you!
Best wishes,
Grandchild.

[dustyjack]

EVERYBODY WINS! :D

[didjiman]

WHatever you do, do NOT fucking mix them up.

[dustyjack]

XD But what if the wind chime I gave her for mother's day just wasn't enough?

[avocado_love]

I say it's reasonably safe to blame grandmother for this. After all, you got a quarter of your genes from her, so there's a 1 in 4 chance your love for gay porn came from her. :D

[dustyjack]

And then logically, there's a 1 in 4 chance she'll appreciate it if I include it in her letter, right? XD

[sihaya_chan]

heh if this was heaven u should be able to write gay pr0n to your grandma.

...alas...the world is not perfect. :3

[megiggles]

If this were Facebook, I'd be repeatedly hitting the "like" button until my computer died.