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[dustinism]

so im back in michigan, for another 7 hours

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[dustinism]

yes, gina?

[dustinism]

yeah,,, i know what lots of things mean,,,

[mikeystar]

cause i get pissed at you daily.

[dustinism]

you basically are the one redeeming quality this town has, and you dont even live here anymore

i found notes that you wrote to me ages ago, it was sad

[mikeystar]

yeah? why sad?

[dustinism]

they still had your tear stains, sadness

[thewhoreshustle]

Marry me already.

[dustinism]

if only i werent already married
but id just be after your anal virginity

[thewhoreshustle]

I forgot about that. Minor details, have a harem!

I have other virginities i'd like to get rid of before my anal action...for future reference of course.

[dustinism]

be sure to stop by next time you find yourself in the midwest, ill make you dinner before i hog-tie you

[brokenxsilences]

michigan is for suckers. canada is better.

my brother & sister-in-law want kids... maybe i'll be an aunt someday - pump 'em full of dreams and wild notions, then send them back home to their parents.

i will be the craziest of eccentric aunts.

xo.

[dustinism]

michigan is definitely for suckers
and i think youll be the best eccentric aunt ever, everyone should be so lucky to have an aunt mana

[brokenxsilences]

thanks dustin, that's one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me.

and you my friend, will be the most glorious of eccentric uncles - living in a mountain cave with only goats and cannibis to make conversations to.

obviously i will visit.

xo.

[dustinism]

ill be shaking sticks covered in feces and screaming at birds within a month
goddamn right youll be visiting, and bringing me canned garbanzos

[jessicaelaine]

isn't that a little incestuous?

i'll meet my niece for the first time in mid-september.

[dustinism]

can i call you aunt jess and slap your ass?
youre incestuous
i was meeting adison for the first time, she just turned 9 weeks old