Elzam?

[duo_death_god]

Hey, has anyone seen a guy named, ah, Elzam? I'm told he's a cook, and I've been, er, reluctant to talk to the regular cook, Kaname.
I'd rather not talk about why.

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[agent_fumoffu]

Major Branstein seems to have left the EDF Base some time last night. No explanation has been given for his absence.

[duo_death_god]

I see. Man we're just shedding personel left and right. *sigh* Well, back to eating out then.

[getter_vision]

So, then the rumors are...

...There're bigger evils than Chidori, you know.

[duo_death_god]

Hey, I've heard stories about things she'll do with a blunt instrument. I like my skull the shape it is!

[getter_vision]

If you know about that, then surely... Fine. There's another one, with weird hair. Try something from her. *Hayato snickers*

[spiral_hero]

Huh? Now that you mention it, I haven't seen Major Elzam around...

You don't want to talk to Kaname? Odd, she's always been very friendly to me. Anyway, there's one other cook. Her name's Nia.

[duo_death_god]

It's not that I don't want to talk to her, it's just...ah never mind. Maybe I'll try to find Nia. Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

[spiral_hero]

Don't worry. Nia's cooking is delicious! Trust me, you'll love it!

[harisen_wielder]

((And thus Duo will never trust Simon again, once he actually tastes Nia's cooking.))