Is there a reading comprehension requirement for UPS employment?

[dunlin]

I arrive home from work last night, and climb the three flights of stairs to my apartment. To my amazement, there's a chest-high cardboard box sitting on the landing in front of my door. It's completely unexpected; I didn't order anything, and therefore, the appearance of a large cardboard box on my welcome mat is a bit out of the ordinary, to say

Comments

[foxant10]

admit it. you didn't keep the table because it was ugly. c'mon.

[dunlin]

It's not ugly, it's freaking FUGLY. I've never understood the appeal of modern furniture. *shrug*

[notsoshygirl]

It appeals to people who want quick and easy.
and to those with no taste

[dunlin]

Well, ugly and the fact that maybe UPS kept some kind of delivery record. I'd hate to be busted for theft. :) But yeah, ugly was a large deciding factor.