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i am now typing like this. why, you ask? none of your business.

I didn't go to school today, because my vagina was too angry, and that's why ( Read more... )

So, the last few days have been consumed with Vagina Talk. Even for reasons that have nothing to do with The Vagina Monologues. Right now I can't decide if I'm in awe of vaginae of I hate them so much that I want to go straight ( Read more... )

Everything I did was out of character ( Read more... )

I'm gonna update so I don't forget to tell Eric about the dream I had last night ( Read more... )

Remember my beautiful, long, elegant fingers? Remember my favorite finger, the middle on the right? It is now a gimpy monster with five stitches and purple parts. The future of my sex life looks gloomy, because as of right now I can't bend the top digit. Somebody cheer me up.

P.S. : I'll post nasty pictures of it later.

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This is what I think of before school. ( Yup )

This took me a helluva long time...so look behind the cut dammit! ( Surprise! )