Comments | dukeobsrvr: Athletics 101

dukeobsrvr

Athletics 101

Feb 28, 2006 22:56

Well hello again my young pupils. So far my subjects have had one common characteristic that unites them, they have all at some point considered Shooters or Georges (and pzads) an acceptable boozing venue. Well, there is one group that has yet to be discussed, and I feel that, for the sake of integrity, I must say a little something about them as ( Read more... )

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anonymous March 1 2006, 04:12:54 UTC

tennis? golf?

anonymous March 1 2006, 04:14:07 UTC

ieddat

anonymous March 2 2006, 05:57:58 UTC

?nhoj rof sdrawkcab ......or is that a coincidence? if not, i know you

anonymous March 1 2006, 04:40:35 UTC

Selective living groups next!

anonymous March 1 2006, 06:04:00 UTC

this bum of an observer won't do selective living groups bc he's in one

anonymous March 1 2006, 14:49:10 UTC

NO ONE CARES ABOUT SELECTIVE LIVING GROUPS.

anonymous March 1 2006, 17:21:38 UTC

Quiet poopshoot. We want SLGs.

football anonymous March 1 2006, 04:57:09 UTC

u'd be surprised how much ass the football team gets. like think about it, most of us can name atleast a half-dozen of them with kids dammit! if having offspring isnt getting ass, i dont know what is.
problem is, at duke, teh footballers arent stars, so they really end up hooking up with the exact same crew girls and football groupies (ok, groupie, but shes gets around) that most of us frat stars wouldnt even touch cuz no groups seems to have a more legitimate scare of passing chalymdia then them.
but if u think about it, the athletes only want to be us anyway. thats why the football team is out in full force whenever that frat has a party at shooters, why the track team has a frat house, and why most of the passably attractive female atheletes and all of the behemoth bitch ones are in sororities.
so give us some credit, the frats still rule this campus, and always will.

and btw, one of those 2 track girls really isnt hot. if you see her pictures, she always looks like shes either growling or dying. tennis has the really hot girls

Re: football anonymous March 1 2006, 06:43:14 UTC

The football team is, for black girls, the next best thing to bagging a football player. Same thing goes for skanky white girls. What that says about black girls is another matter.

Re: football anonymous March 2 2006, 19:49:55 UTC

did you mean next best thing to bagging a basketball player? if not, that statement doesn't make any sense. what exactly does that say about black girls?

Re: football anonymous March 2 2006, 23:38:48 UTC

next best thing to bagging a basketball player, yeah. What does that mean? Well I don't know, how would you explain girls going for the guys who (a) usually aren't bright enough to get in here w/o their athletic talent, and (b) aren't, usually, even especially good athletes- hardly any go on to the nfl, and a ton don't even get to play for our crappy team much? I mean, I can respect a girl who prefers guys who are bright, good-looking, whatever, but going out of your way to seek out some of the less intelligent dudes around- because they're on an awful football team? Why?

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anonymous March 1 2006, 05:30:44 UTC

CHUCK NORRIS > DUKEOBSRVR > GOD.

end of story.

ps: stop guessing you faggots, you're probabyl all wrong. and stop telling this sweet motherfucker to "get some balls" or "sack up" and state their name because it's obvious that they clearly already have taken a step most haven't by posting all this, and if they weren't annonymous they wouldn't be able to talk half the shit they do.