Boats and Hoes | NC-17 | J2, Chad, Misha

[dugindeep]

Title: Boats and Hoes
Rating: NC-17: bad words and sex
Word Count: 5,000ish
Notes: Um, so moodswingers requested someone write Jared as a 90’s rapper and Jensen as a stuck-up sorta guy … I asked my flist for help and prompts, some I took, some are on the back burner for timestamps, and the rest is … kinda embarrassing. IDEK. Title and cut and numerous

Comments

[13chapters]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS CRAZY SHIT?

J-BOOZIE.

HIS HOES ARE MENS.

(AND HE'S WEARING A GIANTS CAP WOOOOOO!!!!)

JARED'S INABILITY TO UNDERSTAND THAT JENSEN IS NOT HIS HO.

*DED FROM TRYING TO HOLD IN LAUGHTER IN THE READING ROOM*

[dugindeep]

HAHAHAAHAHAH I'M SO HAPPY I DID MY JOB IN ENTERTAINING MAH HOES.

[13chapters]

I'LL ONLY BE YOUR HO IF YOU TAKE ME ON A BOAT.

[dugindeep]

OOOOHHH FAAAAAIL ON ME. I WAS GONNA DO ARTZ. TOMORROWS FO SHO.

[dugindeep]

HAHAHAH OMG REALLY?

&hearts

[earthquakedream]

I...I can't even...what the hell. I was really tempted to read this out loud to my roommate so she could be horrified and amused with me but I don't think she'd get all the gay sex. I STILL FOUND THIS HILARIOUS. And scary. So...win?

[dugindeep]

WIN FO SHO.

[strgazr04]

*laughing hysterically*

Moar plz?

*goes back to laughing*

[dugindeep]

HAHAHA I'm sure there will be timestamps :-D

[apey1013]

*cries laughing* Oh, poor Jensen! He just wants to converse like a human. *snerk* I kinda love how even as much as Jensen hates "J-Boozie"'s music and thinks he's kinda ridiculous he still can't help but be drawn to him. It's just so adorkable. You just know he's going to wear that ring, inscription or no.

[dugindeep]

Jensen's wearing it right nao!

Thank you bb!