NC-17 | Seashells and Tidal Waves | J2

May 03, 2010 21:36

Title: Seashells and Tidal Waves
Words: 3,700
Rating/Warning: NC-17/sex, butchering of the English language
Pairing: J2 and hinting at Jensen/Mark WTF?
Summary: The unneeded, shameful sequel to Boats 'n Hoes. J-Boozie and Jens don't seem to be 4-Evs, especially when Jensen meets the next great thing, singer-songwriter Pellegrino. But everything's ( Read more... )

seashells and tidal waves, marksha fucks your life, help_haiti fics, pica pica pictures, it's christmas bitches!, boats n hoes, for the fail

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xwacky May 4 2010, 04:26:06 UTC
LOL! I have no words except I really had a hilarious time reading this. Kinda like Jensen, bewildered yet completely addicted. I'm also quite amazed at the way you were able to keep up the dialog styles, and the song lyrics. That bit about the crabs? Let's just say I was lucky I wasn't drinking anything while reading it.

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dugindeep May 4 2010, 13:17:40 UTC
HAHAH I don't even know how it works, and I'm pretty much bewildered but amused AS I write it.

I'm glad you enjoyed it!!

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dugindeep May 4 2010, 13:18:12 UTC
Haha thank you so much! I don't know how there is sweetness buried in this thing, but you found it!

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dugindeep May 4 2010, 18:02:09 UTC
Hahaha, yes, a dash of sweetness than his real persona comes back :-P

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ext_222551 May 4 2010, 05:17:03 UTC
LOL Jensen. Progressively more horrified at every turn.

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dugindeep May 4 2010, 13:18:27 UTC
Be careful what you wish for!!

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13chapters May 4 2010, 06:28:00 UTC
BOATS N HOES. BEST VERSE EVERRRRRR. <3 <3 <3

Pellegrino ahahahahaha awesome. I love your portrayal of his douchiness, it's so perfect.

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dugindeep May 4 2010, 13:19:04 UTC
&hearts

I love your icon, I LOLed on the train, for reals. But yes, Pellegrino is a sloppy singer-songwriter. I tried to think of Jason Mraz at his worst hippy living.

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apey1013 May 4 2010, 06:33:19 UTC
“Dude, he lives on the beach, and he pisses in a bottle.”

Ow, ow! The laughing, it hurts!

I love this crazy-ass verse so much! How you manage to slip in some sweetness with the batshit insanity, I'll never know.

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dugindeep May 4 2010, 13:19:26 UTC
I don't know either!

Thank you so much for reading, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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