Attention, staff and students.

[toomuchegosorry]

In the interest of saving time, effort and my little-remaining sanity, I will be completely disregarding any and all medical files outside of emergency records for the lot of you -- students and yes, staff, that means you too. Bitch at me later, I won't be listening anyway

Comments

[windanddragon]

... What kind of physical exam would this be now? .-.

[toomuchegosorry]

Temperature, blood pressure, pulse, respiratory rate, height, weight, pain scale, organ check, etcetera etcetera etcetera.

You also have a screening to see what you're allergic to and if you're carrying any dormant viral cells.

[windanddragon]

Uh... As far as I know, I'm pretty healthy! I don't lose when it comes to physical stuff, anyway!

No allergies, either. And... what's a 'dormant viral cell'? o_O

[toomuchegosorry]

I'll be the judge of that, thank you. It isn't a contest, it's a record.

I still have to screen you. You're not getting out of this.

[keepersouha]

Oh, wonderful, just wonderful. A medical examination, just great.

I'll be sure to be there as early as possible, just so I can spare you any extra stress, Mr. House.

[toomuchegosorry]

As long as you show up in your block, I don't give a damn. the charts are already separated and I can't be assed to set anybody aside.

[keepersouha]

Of course, of course. I did say "as possible", not "early". I know well when the Obelisk students are to come, and I'm not going to ruin that.

[pureplainpatron]

Heh. So be it.

[foreverchilled]

...

And what, pray tell, do you intend to do, 'doctor'?

[toomuchegosorry]

Have you never had a checkup before?

[foreverchilled]

Not from a male. If it's simple and routine, then I'll comply. However, there are certain possible elements I will not consent to.

[toomuchegosorry]

Little girl, I am forty-eight years old. I have been married, divorced, involved with co-workers and made miserable by the general female populace. I'm not interested -- and even if I was in wanting to cop a feel, I'd pick better quarry than what's around here.

[yinspectormonk]

Understood.