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dudski

things that happen when you select at random from the netflix homepage

Jan 30, 2011 18:02

UGH YOU GUYS, I JUST WATCHED THE SADDEST MOVIE. It's about this girl who grew up with a gold-digging mother who was constantly marrying and divorcing, and so the girl's basically left to her own devices all the time in this huge, empty house. And she falls in with these three other girls who use her for her money when it's convenient and ditch her ( Read more... )

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twirls January 30 2011, 23:19:03 UTC

I AM SO CONFUSED AS TO WHO THE GOOD GUYS ARE EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE

IS THIS AN ALLEGORY ABOUT MANKIND, ABC FAMILY?

dudski January 30 2011, 23:24:20 UTC

THERE ARE NO GOOD GUYS. EVERYONE IS AN ASSHOLE. EVERYONE BUT THE BULLET.

fledmusic January 30 2011, 23:20:40 UTC

....is it horrible that reading this hilarious description has made me DESPERATE TO WATCH THIS MOVIE????

dudski January 30 2011, 23:23:21 UTC

RAVEN HAS A TRAINING MONTAGE BECAUSE AUNT ZELDA SAYS SHE NEEDS TO LOSE TEN POUNDS FOR THE WEDDING. ALSO AUNT ZELDA IS LIKE "REMEMBER WHEN THE KIDS USED TO CALL YOU FLABIGAIL?????" AND RAVEN STRESS-DRINKS A CAN OF TOMATO SOUP. NOT JUICE: SOUP.

honey_wheeler January 31 2011, 12:53:06 UTC

How can something so obviously bad sound so hilarious when described?

dudski February 1 2011, 19:09:25 UTC

Magic!

torigates January 31 2011, 00:55:28 UTC

Wow, that sounds like the worst movie ever.

dudski February 1 2011, 19:09:10 UTC

It is! The stuff with Joanna Garcia and the cop was ALMOST nice but it is a) way too awkwardly written and b) DESTROYED BY HIS JEANS, YOU ARE A DETECTIVE AND AN OFFICER OF THE LAW, WEAR SOME GROWNUP PANTS TO WORK.

sexycereal January 31 2011, 18:33:20 UTC

MY GOD. I'm getting this from work and I'm watching it. It sounds SO TERRIBLE!

dudski February 1 2011, 19:08:14 UTC

THERE IS NOTHING GOOD ABOUT IT. NOTHING.

sexycereal February 1 2011, 20:01:10 UTC

I downloaded it from the catalogue at work today, it's sitting in wait for the weekend. Shitty made for tv movies are why I even HAVE weekends!

mozarts_friend January 31 2011, 23:34:57 UTC

AHAHAHA OKAY I AM PUTTING THIS ON MY QUEUE IMMEDIATELY. ABC Family just doesn't seem to understand human behavior judging from some of the Original Movies they show. (Did you see that one with Ashely Tisdale? I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MOVIE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE)

dudski February 1 2011, 19:07:33 UTC

I haven't seen that one! I DID, however, watch half of Beauty and the Briefcase last night - it was pretty terrible and I figured I knew where it was going, so I skipped half of it. BASICALLY Hilary Duff is doing some bullshit undercover story for Cosmo so she gets a job in "business" and for her article she needs to date Kyle XY from her office but she ends up meeting Luke from The OC in a bar and really liking him and I was just like SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE OBVIOUSLY THERE ARE COMPLICATIONS AND MISUNDERSTANDINGS AND SHE ENDS UP WITH LUKE AND HIS WEIRD BRITISH ACCENT, IF THIS MOVIE WERE ANY GOOD SHE'D END UP WITH HER BOSS INSTEAD and then I skipped to the end and she totally DOES end up with her boss and I don't even know how to feel about the whole thing.

[SOMETIMES I WATCH GOOD THINGS, I SWEAR.]