Voicemail

[dude_its_jude]

A slightly annoyed sounding female voice starts talking very quickly, and the usual sounds of mall-dwelling can be heard in the background. "Okay, you've reached Jude's phone. It's not on right now. Obviously. So leave a message and he might call you back if he hasn't cracked his skull open trying to grind on the escalator again

Comments

[senor_chado]

"Dude. Jude. Mexico." Chad was drunk, and calling everyone. "I'm...in Mexico. It rocks. I miss you. An'...I'm...sorry. For...everything..."

[senor_chado]

[ from here ]

"Ummm...Dios. M'not sure that's a good idea. How about you put some clothes on and we'll just get ice cream or something? Last thing I need, hun, is Dick up all on me when I least expect it."

"And you should come see my hairless pussy--" Oops, accidentally hit the button before he had a chance to say 'cat.'

[girlzippo]

"Hey! It's Charlie. I heard you were back... hunh. I hope you know how to work this machine. Anyway, just wanted to invite you to Fast Eddie's tonight, Dean and I are hanging out, I thought you might want to come along. Let me know if you can make it, and kiss Trenor for me. Bye!"

[once_a_king]

"I didn't know you were worried about my teeth, but yes, they seem to all be in working order. Did Willow put you up to lending me books? Honestly, I do read. Just not as - err - constantly as some people I know."

[the_merriest]

"It's me. I'm skipping town for the weekend and ... we can talk about all this or whatever when I get back. And if you don't know what I'm talking about, call your friends already, 'cause they certainly know what's going on. Even the crap that's not their business." She stared at the phone and tried to find something else to say. "Gotta go. Mel's waiting. Bye."