Voicemail

[dude_its_jude]

A slightly annoyed sounding female voice starts talking very quickly, and the usual sounds of mall-dwelling can be heard in the background. "Okay, you've reached Jude's phone. It's not on right now. Obviously. So leave a message and he might call you back if he hasn't cracked his skull open trying to grind on the escalator again."

Then, slightly fainter in the background, "There, happy? When are you going to learn to do these things for yourself?"

"Heh, heh, thanks, bra, I -"

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