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[ducksinhats]

Things are getting more and more confusing around here.

Santana and Quinn's fight was confusing. There was a lot of screaming and crying. It was like one of those reunion shows on VH1 where everyone is fighting over that old black guy with the big clock necklace. But the old black guy in this fight was Finn, I guess? Even though he's white and not

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[bestsingerever]

No big deal? Has your syphilis finally advanced to the point where even your basic brain functions are impaired?

[ducksinhats]

Why would a syphilis affect my brain? I've only been to one once, when I was a kid. I had to dress up and sit there and I was so excited but then it turned out that it was just a bunch of old guys playing instruments.

It was just kissing. It's not like we did it or anything. He didn't even cop a feel.

[bestsingerever]

Are you even a real person? Are you the most painfully dedicated method actor I have ever met? I refuse to accept that you are this stupid. I REFUSE TO ACCEPT IT.

And the fact that you didn't grope each other like ANIMALS doesn't somehow excuse the situation or alleviate you of your blatant guilt. You don't allure people with the promise of dance practice and then trick them into making out with you. YOU JUST DON'T.

[ducksinhats]

I'm pretty sure I'm real. As real as someone can tell that they're real. I think. I feel real.

...I don't know most of what you just said, but I feel like it was mean. And I didn't trick him. I just said that if he wanted to hook up, I was up for it. And that I gave great lapdances and was flexible.

[spicycheerio]

...You made out with Jesse?
I feel totally and completely overruled right now.

[ducksinhats]

Yeah. I guess it wasn't a good idea.

Sorry, San. I miss you.

[spicycheerio]

No. No.
Good job.

[elphabahummel]

While I too am glad that some of the drama is beginning to abate, for now at least, I feel there is a question I must ask.

Britt, was it really a good idea to kiss Jesse? Why would you do it?

[ducksinhats]

He just seemed sad and frustrated about Rachel not wanting to do it with him. I thought if I did, it would cheer him up.

I guess I was wrong.

[elphabahummel]

...Britt, that is suprisingly sweet.

Let's stick to cheering people up that way who aren't in Glee, and who aren't already dating, kat?

[ducksinhats]

...Okay.

[dancinaznman]

This is what I miss when I don't dance with you? Great kisses? Gah...I feel soooo...well...

Hungry really...but that's not the point!

Was he a better dancer than me? :D

[ducksinhats]

You know I'm a great kisser.

And no one's a better dancer than you :D

[dancinaznman]

Aww Britt! I owe you a big big hug.

And another of those toxic pink smoothies you drink.