wow...i am not amused. lemme just say that much. guys are so gross and think they are really cool, when in fact, they just aren't. and best friends can get possesive of old friends and that too, is annoying. i guess i just need to vent about tonights happenings....because i can't stand the shit.....so stale chips are drunk peoples best friends, and ( Read more... )

well here i find myself again, time cramped and totally unprepared for life....these are the days when i fail at life. and it feels so shitty. and on top of that....i literally ate the world today. the whole thing basically. i ate for triplets, no, make that quintuplets, or how bout septuplets....that is right....yeah....fuckin PIG galore. my name ( Read more... )

so guess what?! yeah, nothing has really happened or been exciting. prolly the funniest shit i heard was my dad being a mexican for halloween, and getting really tanked at a party. his name was like juanito lapito seniorito.....or something along those lines. HAHA i guess you have to know my dad though. i mean yeah he gets drunk, but for him to ( Read more... )

aight, so now our house has turned into a mural of thoughts, idealologies and humor. but it really isn't that funny. why do things seem better at the time, then the next day???? that is something i have yet to figure out. i mean i DO like it. but i hate the stupid shit. who DOESN'T hate stupid shit???? wow i am posing many a question today. hm.... ( Read more... )

Lobster: A red turtleneck shirt, red sweatpants, red knit hat. Put pipe cleaners for antennae on the hat, plastic eyes on the front. You can make good claws out of red plastic plates, pin to the end of sleeves. Make a shell out of cardboard for your back; use black marker to make shell lines. Take 3 pairs of socks, stuff with rags, pin to side of ( Read more... )

haha steve is homo. i have nothing against homos, and i voted NO on measure 36. well it wasn't MY ballot, but ashley approved of whatever the fuck i decided to write. so yeah. noone cares about my voting style. haha. but still, steve = gay. anyways, why am i wasting so much time on steve?! i barely even know the kid. so yeah. i decided i am going ( Read more... )

RED SOX NATION!!! hahaha yankees. eat a fuckin dick on a stick. i KNOW yall bitch asses are pissed that the fuckin RED SOX dominated your bitch asses. ALL THE WAY HOME. now bill buckner doesn't have to feel AS bad as he once did. so my mom was tweakin balls totally. her excitement and happiness was the equivalent to me being born. it is true. no ( Read more... )

aight son, aight. well shit. nothing really eventful has happened to me these past few days. i guess there were SO many events this weekend, that now this week is gonna be platonic and mundane. ahaha. that is SO college speak. like whoa! i actually used words bigger than lame and boring. amazing. ahaha. i got a text from this guy that i haven't ( Read more... )

holy smokes folks, this is the day. the day the day the day. apprehensive? yes. excited? yes.....wanna shit my pants and roll on the floor and cry? YES YES YES! but whatever happens, happens, and the roomies have my back, so it is all good....(HOPEFULLY!) i was quite the insomniac last night, but i think it was cause i slept in so late on friday, ( Read more... )

so my trip to the mall for a costume was unsuccessful. there is shit for shat out there.....and it SUCKS balls. i dunno what to DO! aaglksjdghsldkfjlasd. boo. clean my pee. immeaditely. i dunno if i even spell that word right. i want my damn paper to write itself. i had such weird fuckin dreams this morning. randy and danny got me eminems autograph ( Read more... )