*trying very hard not to laugh* I'm sorry, but something about the way you wrote about the wad was just... funny.
I once forgot that I had left the ironing board set up in my room. Ironing boards are scary when you're all but blind without your glasses! Scared me half to deal X_X.
I think part of it is just that the term "hair wad" is inherently humourous, especially if you say it out loud. So funny that you want to keep using it over & over...I felt better after writing about it because I said "hair wad" a lot & laughed semi-hysterically.
Plus, the whole situation was just ridiculously funny, in that sort-of-threatening way. Part of me was thinking OMFG, you are such a dork *snorksnorksnort hair wad* I think I'm in a Bunuel film the whole time I was grappling with my psyche about its newest mutations. I'm not afraid of hair wads generally--I think it was just that one wad. But at the same time I thought it was kind of creepily endearing. I thought (briefly) about keeping it as a Spooky Spinster pet. I mean, I have an antique hair receiver...it would even have a little house! I dunno. I'd hate to have to admit that one to my psychiatrist. Especially if I started carrying it around in my purse
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Ahhhh you need a German Shepherd dog. I have several so I feel pretty safe when showering. Not sure if they would stop the bad guy but they would atleast warn me . . . come to think of it . . . yeah they would probably bite.
And I hate the fact that my waistlength hair sheds more than when it was shorter and I don't know why that is . . . course I've been really STRESSED lately so that could be part of it. I take all the right vitamins for my hair, but . . . hasn't helped lately.
Ha! That's funny, I inherited this house from my grandparents, & my grandfather used to have this huge German Shepherd! Beautiful animals. I'm pretty dog-allergic, though. However, I also inherited Heidi the Zombie Guardcat:
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I once forgot that I had left the ironing board set up in my room. Ironing boards are scary when you're all but blind without your glasses! Scared me half to deal X_X.
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Plus, the whole situation was just ridiculously funny, in that sort-of-threatening way. Part of me was thinking OMFG, you are such a dork *snorksnorksnort hair wad* I think I'm in a Bunuel film the whole time I was grappling with my psyche about its newest mutations. I'm not afraid of hair wads generally--I think it was just that one wad. But at the same time I thought it was kind of creepily endearing. I thought (briefly) about keeping it as a Spooky Spinster pet. I mean, I have an antique hair receiver...it would even have a little house! I dunno. I'd hate to have to admit that one to my psychiatrist. Especially if I started carrying it around in my purse ( ... )
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And I hate the fact that my waistlength hair sheds more than when it was shorter and I don't know why that is . . . course I've been really STRESSED lately so that could be part of it. I take all the right vitamins for my hair, but . . . hasn't helped lately.
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