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This post has no redeeming value whatsoever. It's a seven year old episode. But it's just SO PRETTY and funny and awesome and did I mention PRETTY? Yes.
Thus.
Stargate SG-1 - 4.06 - Window of Opportunity: A Picspam
Every time there are Ancients involved, the planet has the. most. pretty. light. EVER.
And then, of course, Daniel Jackson gets shot by an archaeologist I didn't cap because he creeps me out big time.
The rest of the team is not amused.
It's an ancient device, so. Pretty energy lights. I wonder who pays their electricity bill.
This cap is just fucking beautiful.
*TIME LOOPS*
But this is how I *feel*!
You know, sometimes Daniel REALLY is gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
Yes, Jack. Fruit Loops Strike Again.
Sam is confused. Also, PRETTY.
FAAAAACE.
My C.O. is totally cute.
Briefing.
Hey, we've been here before. Carter's gonna start talking about a corona... something.
That's right, Coronal Mass emission! How did you know that? Maybe you read my report?
Maybe...
... he READ...
... your report?!
Teal'c is not amused.
God, SG-1 is pretty.
Hey, doc!
This will never NOT be funny.
Hey, Daniel! Siler's about to run you over.
Oops?
Whatcha doin', Carter style.
Stop being cute, Carter, I'm time-looping. Also, what's up with Jack picking imaginary things off his coffee?
I can't help being cute, Sir. It's the hair. Also, FAAAACE.
And it's back to pretty planet of time-looping badness. They meet the archaeologist I didn't cap again.
What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?
Uh...
And SG-1 keeps being pretty...
...in the pretty planet of the pretty ancient lights of time-looping badness.
*TIME LOOPS*
Jack: Ai ai ai ai ai.
Sam: Are you insane again, Sir?
Briefing again.
Jack: Hey, Carter is gonna say something about... magnets!
Teal'c: The geomagnetic storm.
Jack: Of course. Anyway I don't know why none of you don't remember this. But I do know for a fact there's no point in having old doc FRASIER examining us again!
I ask you ... what could possibly be in my eye to explain this???
Never. Not. Funny.
This, OTOH, is totally NOT FUNNY.
So Daniel has to teach Jack and Teal'c some Latin.
Jack, you learned Ancient, what's a little Latin compared to THAT? Oh, wait. That almost killed you... never mind.
Time loops are great for learning new skills.
But every now and then one must take a loop off...
... on account of GOING INSANE.
But then you get to TEACH Danny-boy some Latin! Take that, Dr. Jackson.
Light bulb moment: hey, you guys are time-looping, you can do anything you want without any consequence whatsoever!
*TIME LOOPS*
Like throwing pottery.
*TIME LOOPS*
Or intergalactic golfing!
*TIME LOOPS*
Or even, resigning your commission...
...so you can plant a big one on your 2IC.
Gotta give it to Jack though... resigning before the kissing was kinda melt-worthy. *swoons*
*TIME LOOPS*
What are you smiling at?
Nothin'.
FINALLY the Latin translation is done and they can go back to pretty planet of pretty ancient lights of time-looping badness.
Teal'c. The fiercest warrior. The bravest soldier. Leader of the Jaffa rebellion. Nothing can ever stop him.
Oops. Forcefield.
They plead and bargain with the creepy archaeologist to stop using the time-loop device.
Sam and Jack look very pretty while at it.
The guy wants to go back in time to see his dead wife. Jack uses the Charlie card.
Everyone looks very sad. But it works.
It's Home Sweet SGC; no more time-loops! Yay.
The next morning, Jack gets to be disgusting.
Hey, we were looping for like, three months!
Ouch.
Hey, did you do anything you shouldn't while looping?
Who, me? Of course not.
I'm just gonna keep staring at Carter...
...for no. reason. whatsoever!
THE END.
:)
Thus.
Stargate SG-1 - 4.06 - Window of Opportunity: A Picspam
Every time there are Ancients involved, the planet has the. most. pretty. light. EVER.
And then, of course, Daniel Jackson gets shot by an archaeologist I didn't cap because he creeps me out big time.
The rest of the team is not amused.
It's an ancient device, so. Pretty energy lights. I wonder who pays their electricity bill.
This cap is just fucking beautiful.
*TIME LOOPS*
But this is how I *feel*!
You know, sometimes Daniel REALLY is gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
Yes, Jack. Fruit Loops Strike Again.
Sam is confused. Also, PRETTY.
FAAAAACE.
My C.O. is totally cute.
Briefing.
Hey, we've been here before. Carter's gonna start talking about a corona... something.
That's right, Coronal Mass emission! How did you know that? Maybe you read my report?
Maybe...
... he READ...
... your report?!
Teal'c is not amused.
God, SG-1 is pretty.
Hey, doc!
This will never NOT be funny.
Hey, Daniel! Siler's about to run you over.
Oops?
Whatcha doin', Carter style.
Stop being cute, Carter, I'm time-looping. Also, what's up with Jack picking imaginary things off his coffee?
I can't help being cute, Sir. It's the hair. Also, FAAAACE.
And it's back to pretty planet of time-looping badness. They meet the archaeologist I didn't cap again.
What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?
Uh...
And SG-1 keeps being pretty...
...in the pretty planet of the pretty ancient lights of time-looping badness.
*TIME LOOPS*
Jack: Ai ai ai ai ai.
Sam: Are you insane again, Sir?
Briefing again.
Jack: Hey, Carter is gonna say something about... magnets!
Teal'c: The geomagnetic storm.
Jack: Of course. Anyway I don't know why none of you don't remember this. But I do know for a fact there's no point in having old doc FRASIER examining us again!
I ask you ... what could possibly be in my eye to explain this???
Never. Not. Funny.
This, OTOH, is totally NOT FUNNY.
So Daniel has to teach Jack and Teal'c some Latin.
Jack, you learned Ancient, what's a little Latin compared to THAT? Oh, wait. That almost killed you... never mind.
Time loops are great for learning new skills.
But every now and then one must take a loop off...
... on account of GOING INSANE.
But then you get to TEACH Danny-boy some Latin! Take that, Dr. Jackson.
Light bulb moment: hey, you guys are time-looping, you can do anything you want without any consequence whatsoever!
*TIME LOOPS*
Like throwing pottery.
*TIME LOOPS*
Or intergalactic golfing!
*TIME LOOPS*
Or even, resigning your commission...
...so you can plant a big one on your 2IC.
Gotta give it to Jack though... resigning before the kissing was kinda melt-worthy. *swoons*
*TIME LOOPS*
What are you smiling at?
Nothin'.
FINALLY the Latin translation is done and they can go back to pretty planet of pretty ancient lights of time-looping badness.
Teal'c. The fiercest warrior. The bravest soldier. Leader of the Jaffa rebellion. Nothing can ever stop him.
Oops. Forcefield.
They plead and bargain with the creepy archaeologist to stop using the time-loop device.
Sam and Jack look very pretty while at it.
The guy wants to go back in time to see his dead wife. Jack uses the Charlie card.
Everyone looks very sad. But it works.
It's Home Sweet SGC; no more time-loops! Yay.
The next morning, Jack gets to be disgusting.
Hey, we were looping for like, three months!
Ouch.
Hey, did you do anything you shouldn't while looping?
Who, me? Of course not.
I'm just gonna keep staring at Carter...
...for no. reason. whatsoever!
THE END.
:)