2nd badfic challenge by primroseburrows

[primroseburrows]

Title: Where the Women are Strong, the Men are Good-looking, and the Mounties are Above Average
Author: primroseburrows (with shoutouts to Garrison Keillor)
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Rating: PG at most.
Word Count: Around 1983.
Warnings: Crack can be habit-forming?
Prompt: Stella is secretly a mobster, and she feeds information to Langoustini, and also she spent

Comments

[norabombay]

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful crack.

[primroseburrows]

Thanks! It was fun to write. :)

[china_shop]

I deduced that he was either a) still in shock from his international location crisis or b) that his eyesight was abysmal to the point of not being able to see more than a few centimetres in front of his face. I took his hand and shook it firmly; the charge between us could have lit up the Eastern Seaboard.

*DIES* That is AWESOME! (I really want the rest of this!! WHAT HAPPENS?!?!)

Outrageous similes FTW! \o/

[primroseburrows]

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENS! I'm sure that they Save the Day, though. Maybe go to NZ and investigate the nagging toilet flushing question (in which case, you'd have to write that part. ;)

[luzula]

Hee, that first description of Ray is priceless. Although I sadly do not get the Guy Noir thing. *follows link*

[primroseburrows]

Everyone should know about Guy Noir:

[moosesal]

I'm actually being sincere when I say that this was done amazingly well. I could not stop laughing, but laughing because it was funny not because it was terrible. It's the kind of crazy that could have actually been on the show. Nicely done.

[primroseburrows]

Wow, thank you! That's very high praise indeed. :)

I wasn't sure if I got the blend of Fraserspeak and Noirspeak right. I'm glad you think I did!

[wihluta]

but fate and severe myopia intervened

*giggles*

This is so purple, it's giving me a shiner... ;D

[primroseburrows]

Hehee, don't hurt yourself!