Hi, meet Hawkeye Pierce. He's a doctor - a surgeon if you want to get specific - and he served in the Korean War as part of a Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (M*A*S*H unit - M*A*S*H 4077 in particular). He spent a good portion of the time drinking martinis, hooking up with nurses, patching up kids who had their internal organs shredded by shrapnel ( Read more... )

( Two men, a roof and a bottle of whiskey )

Fandom was chilly again this morning, and it was barely time for breakfast when Hawkeye walked down Apocalypse Avenue towards his house. Alianne's desk was now completely covered in saran wrap and sticky tape. He didn't know Aly very well, but he figured from what he knew of her that she would appreciate a prank like that ( Read more... )

For the housemates, Zoe, Tick and the rescue team.

( Yay Christmas )

Dear SidneyThis time last year I got a job working as a Vice Principal at Fandom High in the year 2006. The Principal is from the future and the Dean of Students is a superhero who wears tights. Some of the students are from the past or the future. Some have superpowers. Some are from other planets ( Read more... )

Dear Dad ( Read more... )

Hawkeye was back in Fandom. One minute he was drinking quietly at Harry's Happy Hideaway in Crabapple Cove circa 1955 and ignoring the bar fight going on behind him. The next, he was being rescued by a group of his students, learning the true meaning of Fandom, being hauled out of there physically, saying goodbye to Dad and walking back across the ( Read more... )

Crabapple Cove wasn't a very big town, and by extension it didn't normally have many drunks. Unfortunately, tonight was far from normal because there were plenty of men heading up north for the holidays and Crabapple Cove was the perfect place to stop in for a drink or four ( Read more... )

I should have posted this earlier, but it completely slipped my mind ( Read more... )

It was dusk when Hawkeye finally emerged from his office, eyes bloodshot, clothes dishevelled and in desperate need of a shave and a shower. A week and a half had passed since the troll attack on Fandom. After the fight, Hawkeye drank as heavily as he had during his time in Korea, only condensed into a week instead of several years. Then came a ( Read more... )