Your task… Explain ‘Cognitive Dissonance’, because even though I understand it, I can’t put it into words that any normal person could understand ( Read more... )

Vacation, vacation, vacation ( Read more... )

Very Introverted ( Read more... )

Friday ( Read more... )

This has been the greatest weekend in the history of mankind. It feels like a form of completely ethereal heroin has been injected into my bloodstream, providing me with complete euphoric ecstasy. It’s fucking great ( Read more... )

I really would love to clear up some misconceptions, but talking to you is like trying to have a serious conversation with a random barnyard animal - you either do not possess the cognitive ability to listen, or you just don’t care to. And before you try to make a point, please, please, PLEASE make sure it’s not total bullshit. Oh, and if my ( Read more... )

I absolutely abhor people who truly believe that everything they do is right, and that every decision they have made, and every action they have taken has been to benefit all of mankind. Surprise, surprise! You aren’t Jesus. You aren’t the savior of all mankind. Stop being selfish, and seek help for your megalomania ( Read more... )

Forget it. I had a sweet picture of a googlefight and it was Carla vs. God, and Carla won by a whole lot. Unfortunately, the picture gets screwed up when I try to put it on photoshop and I DON'T KNOW. ROAR :(

In other news, I feel completely liberated. Yay for me :) Byebye

I have come to learn that eating an obscene amount of “Cool Ranch” Doritos on an empty stomach is one of the worst things a human being can do in order to rid it of hunger pangs ( Read more... )

I am depressed. Almost maudlin ( Read more... )