Modern Letter to Santa

[droxys_dad]

Dear Santa

Comments

[irishredlass]

LOL gee that sounds so much like some of the kids I dealt with as a substitute teacher!

[droxy]

Win!

[mimimanderly]

Hee! Yup, that's pretty much how it would go down these days: if litigation doesn't work, then threats of violence. Personally, I like to think MY way would be a hybrid of a lawyer and the godfather: I'd make him an offer he couldn't understand....