Yeah, mate.

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Regional Dialect Meme -- Queensland Bloke Edition ( Via docbrite)

What do you call:

1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
   The Yarra
   
2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
   Yer Nanna.
   
3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
   Yer Billie.
   
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
   Yer Billie.
   
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
   The Dunny down behind the boatshed... or the Tinnie in the boatshed. (There's a Dunny Man who comes round to take the nightsoil away every week.)
   
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
   Yer Nanna.
   
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
   The Old Chookshed.
   
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverage.
   Fosters, mate.
   
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
   Sunny side up. Only we don't have any of that fancy syrup stuff. Will vegemite do ya? I'll just go get the Billie.
   
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
    Snag in a bun. Whack some onions and beetroot in there will ya, mate?
    
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
    Budgie Smugglers
    
12. Shoes worn for sports.
    Only pooftas wear shoes for footie.
    
13. Putting a room in order.
    Arson.
    
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
    Yer Mother-in-Law with a Kero Lamp
    
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
    Cockroaches. Especially during footie season.
    
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
    Parliament House
    
17. How do you eat your pizza?
    With a few XXXX stubbies. Or a tall-ie.
    
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
    The Bank foreclosed, mate.
    
19. What's the evening meal?
    You call it "Good tucker" in front of the missus if ya know what's good for ya.
    
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
    Under the house? Just old car tyres and the place where the dogs sleep. And dirt.
    
21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
    The Publican at the pub that sells Fosters.
    
22. If something is diagonally located, where is it in relation to you?
    Too bloody far, mate! Have a stubbie.
    
23. What do you call the place where the water comes out of the sink?
    The Bar at the pub that sells Fosters
    
24. What are the four points of the compass?
    The Deep North, Out to Sea, The Outback, and Cockroach Country.

(Note: The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily the Author's)