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[drive_it_thru]

i love jamesy bubba.

hes the coolest man alive! and he has the biggest penis ive ever seen.

thats right. i said it.

and hes totally touched my breats. multiple times. i know youre jealous.

i once wrote his name on them. it was sexy as hell. everytime i looked down, there he was.

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[icevampyre]

I love you too baby.

Those pictures are awesome by the way

[drive_it_thru]

im glad you liked them. ;)

im sending you some cigs. late birthday/xmas gift.

send me some hot sex for christmas/my birthday. k?

[icevampyre]

suck my balls tina.
go on. please.
just once.

[drive_it_thru]

dude. i made you the best christmas present ever. i had a blast wrapping all this cool random shit for you. my mom even threw some shit in the box for you. lol.

i looked for the cigarettes i couldnt find them. :( i have one more place to check tomorow. if they dont have them ill be angry. i can get them in boston for sure. but i wont be there till next week. and i wanna send the box to you soon...

sorry i didnt call you. we dont have free to england. just ireland and scotland. damnit james go to ireland so i can call you!

my mother cant remember the name of the rolling papers. theyre in a green package, with a guy on em i believe. do you know which those are?

and i will. sometime soon. promise.

[own_the_room]

"and he has the biggest penis ive ever seen."

Well....

It really depends on how many penises you've seen. Were they small children? Teenagers? Twenty-somethings? Actually, as a man ages, his penis enlarges over time...so go to a nursing home and open a few robes THEN you'll see the biggest penises you've ever seen. Of course, they've forgotten what they're for....but they've got big ones.

Ha!

Isn't it funny how girls will say, "He's got the BIGGEST penis...!!" and guys would NEVER say, "She has the BIGGEST vagina...!!!! I had to strap a 2X4 to my back so I wouldn't fall in!!"

Ha!