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[drinkuntilidie]

You know, as shitty as places like this and the boat are, I have really got to hand it to them.

[He pauses as he downs his eighth bottle in a row.]

They definitely know their liquor around here. Seriously, I don't even recognize half these brands. Guess I had better spend some more time getting well acquainted with everything in here.

[Not that

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IS THIS OKAY

[70ftandcounting]

[La la la wandering into the tavern for whatever reason.]

..Kevas?

IT'S ALWAYS OKAY

[drinkuntilidie]

[Kevas looks over his shoulder and grins widely at Rapunzel.]

Hey dere Sunshine!

[Just ignore the pile of bottles around him.]

[70ftandcounting]

[...Kevas what are you doing D:]

Hi!

[Just. Heading on over cheerfully.]

What're you up to, huh?

[drinkuntilidie]

[GETTING SLOSHED! IT'S FUN! 8D

He's just gonna give her a little one-armed hug.]

Just be havin' a drink or ten. Ain't no bettah way to take da edge off.

[70ftandcounting]

[ALL THE HUGS BACK]

...What kind of drink?

[Blink.]

Edge?

[drinkuntilidie]

[Kevas lets go and examines the bottle in his hand.]

Looks like dis one be buhbon.

[He shakes his head. One of these days he's going to have to teach her some things.]

It be helpin' me relax.

you know, she's going to wind up DRUNK

[70ftandcounting]

[...Rapunzel wants to know. ALL THE THINGS, KEVAS.]

It...does? What...kind of edge do you have?

PROBABLY 8D

[drinkuntilidie]

[WELL SHE'S FOUND NO BETTER TEACHER FOR THIS!]

Just been a lot goin' on lately. I been a real busy mon, so I t'ought I'd give myself a little treat.

[Though it's anything but little judging by the amount of bottles.]

KEVAS YOU ARE THE BEST DADDY EVER

[70ftandcounting]

[She eyes the bottles, curious despite her apprehension.]

Oh...I...understand, that. [Dying, and all.]

...Could...I?

IT'S BECAUSE HE LOVES HIS GIRLIEMONS SO MUCH

[drinkuntilidie]

[He grins widely at her.]

Course joo can girliemon, but just take a sip of it. Dis be joor first time so it gonna be a little strong.

[He hands the bottle over to her.]

AND THEY LOVE YOU TOO

[70ftandcounting]

[She beams back at him, then tentatively reaches for the bottle.]

Okay...

[She sniffed, and made a face. Ew. This was...drinkable?

Well, he was drinking it, so...

Bottoms up?

And cue a sputter. Asfhhhufdfjk WTF is this shit?!]

This...this helps?

[does it get better?!? Cause ICK]

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[drinkuntilidie]

[This is possibly the most entertaining thing he's seen all day. Maybe he should have given her a bit of a better warning.

He reaches over to rub her back while she sputters.]

Been helpin' me since I was just a little mon.

[Rapunzel it gets soooo much better you have no idea.]

Kevas you're terrible

[70ftandcounting]

[YOU THINK? Her throat, it's on fire.]

R-really?

[Wheeze. She looks at the bottle, eyes watery.]

Does it always taste so bad?

[Please confirm it gets better because she is starting to question your judgement.]

Terribly awesome!

[drinkuntilidie]

[Sunshine you are just adorable.]

Like I said, it be a bit strong da first time joo try it, but it be gettin' bettah da more joo drink.

[He takes the bottle back from her. Unless she asks for more he'll just hold onto that.]

My faddah gave me my first few sips when I was 'bout knee high. Didn't have trouble sleepin' dat night.

[70ftandcounting]

[Sob. Kevas you are the best/worst not!daddy ever.]

Oh.

[Okay. The better the more you have, so maybe in a minute…she’ll ask for it back.]

…Really? No trouble sleeping? [Her eyes widen a little at this. Someone has been having some not so nice dreams.]

[drinkuntilidie]

[Only the best/worst for his girliemons.]

I went out like a light da first few times. Course da more I drank da more toluhrance I got and started lastin' longah.

[Don't get the wrong idea here Sunshine. Drinking to fall asleep is not the end goal.]