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Apr 24, 2011 16:00

[These spiders are really getting on Kevas' last nerves. He can't leave his room without being bitten three or four times be the damn things. At this point he's not even trying to avoid stepping on them. Any of the little buggers that get in his way will become nothing but a smear ( Read more... )

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[text] purrtndyfuntms April 26 2011, 07:46:19 UTC
:33 < :00 what happened?

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[Audio] purrtndyfuntms May 7 2011, 02:49:03 UTC
Near the ablution traps. In the barracks.

[And she's pouting.]

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[Audio] drinkuntilidie May 7 2011, 03:15:19 UTC
[Okay he knows barracks but that other thing he hasn't got a clue.]

Da what now?

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[Audio] purrtndyfuntms May 7 2011, 03:36:04 UTC
The ab-

[... Is he making her use the high-falutin fancy talk that Equius always makes her use? Well he does have blue-green skin...]

The bathroom!

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[Audio] drinkuntilidie May 7 2011, 03:46:13 UTC
Alright hold still. I'll be dere soon.

[And so Kevas begins searching each floor in search of the strange "troll" girl.]

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[Audio] purrtndyfuntms May 7 2011, 04:13:47 UTC
[In the mean time, Nepeta has got her other hand stuck in the web in an attempt to free the first and is left hissing ineffectually as she cranes her head about, searching for sign of Kevas.]

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[Audio] to [Commentspam]! drinkuntilidie May 7 2011, 04:22:28 UTC
[When Kevas finally finds her he has to hold back a laugh. He really shouldn't laugh at her, after all this is all his fault. Hopefully this will get her to think before she tries something like this again.]

Dere joo be.

[At least she's not stuck too badly.]

Just sit still and I'll pull jah off.

[Kevas gets behind her and grabs her by the waist.]

Tell me if it be startin' to hurt girliemon.

[And then he begins to pull her away from the web.]

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[Commentspam!] purrtndyfuntms May 7 2011, 18:53:58 UTC
[Why would she think before trying something fun? Keeping her from doing dangerous things is what a moirail is for... And her moirail isn't here.

She also isn't very good at sitting still, and starts to squirm as Kevas pulls her free.]

Hissssssss!

[And then one hand is free. Claws still unsheathed, if flails before Nepeta snatches it in close and begins examining the sticky web residue.

Her other hand is still stuck fast.]

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[Commentspam!] drinkuntilidie May 7 2011, 19:02:25 UTC
[By the Loa, Kevas is going to have to look after both these idiots.]

Would joo stop joor fussin' already?

[Alright that's one arm free, time to get the other. Kevas firmly grabs her other arm and pulls it away from the web.]

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[Commentspam!] purrtndyfuntms May 11 2011, 09:39:20 UTC
[Finding herself suddenly freed, Nepeta promptly ignores Kevas in favour of what is clearly the next most logical action.

She begins to lick the web from her hands and claws.

Having succeeded in smearing spider-silk all over her face, she finally looks up at her rescuer.]

Claws are still better.

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[Commentspam!] drinkuntilidie May 11 2011, 19:41:51 UTC
[Kevas just smirks.]

If joo say so girliemon. Might wanna clean up joor face dough.

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[Commentspam!] purrtndyfuntms May 12 2011, 18:00:32 UTC
[Nepeta mumbles.]

Perhaps you should clean up your face. You've got horns on your mouth.

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[Commentspam!] drinkuntilidie May 12 2011, 18:08:45 UTC
First off dey be tusks, and second...

[Kevas bops her on the top of her head.]

Stop bein' stupid.

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[Commentspam!] purrtndyfuntms May 13 2011, 14:45:35 UTC
They're horns!

[She wrinkles her nose at being bopped. What was that?]

And I'm not stupid!

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[Commentspam!] drinkuntilidie May 13 2011, 18:36:10 UTC
[Now she's just trying to be difficult.]

No, dese be horns.

[Kevas tugs on Nepeta's horns and then points to his tusks.]

Dese be tusks.

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[Commentspam!] purrtndyfuntms May 14 2011, 05:02:27 UTC
Mrow!

[Nepeta tries to bat Kevas' hands away from her horns. Those are hers!]

They lame tusk-horns to go with your lame blue blood!

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