Is it possible to miss someone you've never met?

This morning I woke up to a fucking sparrow flying around my room and banging into my window. It took me a half hour to get it outside.

Goddamn shit-ass cats.

Alright, so this week at work was great.  Let's go through the rundown:   I was burnt, stabbed, cut, my pants caught on fire, the radio fell five feet onto my head, and people were personally unpleasant.

But on the plus side, I suped up the ventilation system I made, so the ammonia/petroleum distilate fumes don't go directly into my lungs anymore ( Read more... )

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Seeing as it has been 982365498 years since I legitimately updated this biyatch and I'm doing nothing at all tonight, I figured I'd do something about both problems ( Read more... )

// Series One - Yourself ( Read more... )

Morgan is awesome.

Okay. I though of something today at work that has been itching my brain and I need some outside opinions.

Would it be ironic to know what the word ignorant means?

Or perhaps it would be to know of your own ignorance?

Discuss.

Here's some of the better photos from Matt's birthday last night
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Anchorman is probably the funniest movie I have ever seen in my entire life.

I have a new baby.  Check THIS out.  *grin*