If DJs Were In Charge Of Mixing Films

[drinkdemon]

'9 1/2 8 1/2 's :
Two blindfolded nuns on a beach throw ice-cream at each other.

Escape From Notting Hill :
A snake-like Richard Curtis moves upmarket after cunningly increasing the value of his house.

24 Hour Party Hellraiser :
pinhead releases misery upon the world.

4 Weddings and a Thing :
encountering an alien form of life while isolated in an

Comments

[dirtylaundry]

Did you make this up?

[drinkdemon]

The idea, that there could be a cinematic equivalent of those 'mash-up' DJ/Producer tracks that began appearing a few years ago, was one I encountered on an Internet message board - but these examples are all my own work, yes...*cough*

Some of the other ones I saw on that board were way better:
e.g.
'Snow White & The Seven Samurai'
'Citizen Kane 2 : Electric Boogaloo'
'Butch Cassidy and the Karate Kid'
'Dirty Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone'
'The Unbearable Lightness Of Being John Malkovich'

[dirtylaundry]

Aye, i'll believe you ;).
I like the john malkovich one best i think.
Have you seen that?