Crash Bomb Ninety One [audio - locked to Wilybots, Wily and Crash's friends]

[drillsforhands]

Sounds like something fun is gonna happen in Tetha.

Doc! Doc!

Can we go, pleaaaaaaaaaase?

[locked from Wily]
Although even if he says no I'm still going to work and well... If a fight happens when I'm there~.

Comments

[Locked to Crashman]

[badluckbabe]

It'll be good to have you around. Nothing spices up my life or death battles like our resident explosion expert.

Just do me a solid and try not to blow up The Inns, My shop or the Funbari Onsen?

[Locked to Jinx]

[drillsforhands]

I make no promises, Jinx. But I'll try to not completely fuck everything up.

Re: [Locked to Jinx]

[badluckbabe]

Give yourself more credit then that drillbit. You're one of my most competent and trustworthy employees. I trust you.

Yeah I'm not sure how that happened either but it works out.

[Locked to Jinx] 1/2

[drillsforhands]

[locked from Wily]

[techsavytabby]

Now...humor me. Are you going to protect your friends or because it's been too long since you were allowed to cut loose?

[locked from Wily]

[drillsforhands]

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaats, do you really gotta ask?

Re: [locked from Wily]

[techsavytabby]

Nope that pretty much answered my question.

Well as always if you need anything don't hesitate to ask.

[locked from Wily]

[drillsforhands]

I know I know.

The same applies to you too, stupid space cat.

[justoutrunyou]

Heh heh heh, now that makes this even more fun!

How many adults and perfects you think you can blow up?

[drillsforhands]

All of them, Squishy. All of them.

[justoutrunyou]

Pft, I'd like to see that. Just don't go getting dented up or Quick will get mad.

[drillsforhands]

Ha! I doubt any of those stupid birds can lay a hand on me, Squishy. So don't worry about it.

[locked to team Wily]

[geniushubris]

To be honest, I've wanted to shake things up for a while.

Just try to make it look like a misunderstanding if you run into Bowser's men. Heh heh heh.

[locked to team Wily]

[drillsforhands]

[You have made Crash the happiest little drillbot ever, Wily.]

Of course, Doc. ... What if there's a run in with any uh... Traitors during this?

Re: [locked to team Wily]

[geniushubris]

Sadly, you need to be more specific.

[locked to team Wily]

[drillsforhands]

Well, it's not hard to guess that DATS will probably get involved and there is Hard Man...

Just wanna make sure we don't screw up anything, sir.

[Locked to Crash]

[armycatblack]

You sound happy to get out and have some fun. If you need backup, give me a call.

And bring me back something, k? I've never been to Tetha and I'd love a souvenir.

[Locked to Fisk]

[drillsforhands]

The last time I got to do something like this was... Hm, not the armored truck... Back home. Years ago.

[He actually sounds bit sad when he mentions it.]

I dunno if there will be anything left, Fisky.

Re: [Locked to Fisk]

[armycatblack]

You know, if you ever need to talk about something, I'm a good listener.

And a piece of rubble from an important building would be cool. Or a gun you can steal of someone. I'd like a bigger arsenal.

Re: [Locked to Fisk]

[drillsforhands]

... nah I'm good. Or I will be.

[Wilybots do not talk about their troubles.]

Oh I get you a lot of guns then. Don't worry.