Crash Bomb Eighty-Seven [THIS IS AUDIO]

[drillsforhands]

[click] ... what the hell Crash, this will kill him.

Will not. ... Well it won't if Fluffy actually tries.

Uh... huh. You do know it's the nineteenth, right? [anyone listening can HEAR Crash's blank look] Of May, two days before your so called "birthday".... oh, so? Don't care, training Fluffy is more important! I need better ideas too. [sound of

Comments

[fasternlightbot]

Why can't you leave me alone!

[drillsforhands]

Because, you're broken and I need to fix you.

[fasternlightbot]

I'm not broken! If anyone here is broken, it's you! Because only an insane person could think beating someone within a inch of their life will "fix" them!

[drillsforhands]

It's training. And if you keep this up I'll make sure you don't get fed either.