Crash Bomb Seventy-Four [locked to Wilybots, but not Wily. posted a bit after Rock's post]

[drillsforhands]

So... work is boring and it looks like someone beat up Mega Man.

And it wasn't Bass, cause Bass would'a been all "hur hur I beat Mega Man, I still suck though" if he had done it. So like...

Who wants to find who did it an' kill them?

Comments

[fasternlightbot]

Uh, why should we do that? If someone beat up blueboy, shouldn't we finish him off or something?

[drillsforhands]

Because, we're the ones who're supposed to beat up Mega Man! Not some random stupid person!

And the Doc told us to not do anything to Mega Man, remember?

[fasternlightbot]

But if we start beating up anyone who hurts him, isn't that the same thing Finhead does?

Well, we can still laugh at his pain.

[drillsforhands]

Nah, cause Bass is stupid. We'd kill them, and then make sure everyone knows who gets to kill Mega Man. Which is us.

Yeah, but like... we'd have to get everyone together to do that.

[stop_flashtime]

...

You know, I just don't get your logic sometimes. You want to go after someone for beating up our enemy. Why not just be happy that someone did it?

[drillsforhands]

Cause it wasn't one of us! Which means we gotta teach them a lesson by blowing them up!

*also, Crash IS BORED AND WANTS TO BLOW SHIT UP*

[stop_flashtime]

... That doesn't make sense.

You're just really bored and want an excuse to blow something up, Crash. Admit it.

[drillsforhands]

It makes perfect sense!

Nuh-uh.