Star Wars - Scum and Villainy (Space Opera Flavour)

[drhoz]

Star Wars, in which some scum and villains attempt to make some filthy lucre at the edge of Imperial and Hutt Space. There's no way this can end badly.

Forvuk Zayk: Dressellian brute

Comments

[pencil_monkey]

It's a shame you lost that fine starship, the Bantam Menace. Have you decided what you'll call the replacement ship, when you get one? Perhaps Gnu Hope, or the Red Tern of the Jedi? ...No, that would just provoke the Imperial needlessly. Probably best to stick with something inoffensive and patriotic, like the Empire Shrike's Pack.

"Our Rodian friend sends us a photo - of an Aqualish pirate captain in carbonite, being unloaded from a ship here in Fomos. Fakybe sends them a thumbs-up emoji."

Gotta wonder if anyone would ever risk incurring the wrath of the Hutts by sending them a text message with that smiling turd 'happy Hutt' emoji. ;-)

[drhoz]

*grin*