So apparently, the long fabled polar kraken is a real monster.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6549161.stm

DnD players rejoice.

So i keep hoping whatever is broken with me will magically repair itself, but here i am, still broken. I've just blocked it out of my memory.

I think i'm going to be stuck being myself for a long time. I suppose it makes sense i'm more or less ok with being whoever it is i am, broken or not.

So, the other day, it happened. The condom broke. The pill failed. The universe aligned, or I was drunk, or it was really intense and I lost my control and... well, to make a long story short, she got pregnant and decided to keep the kid. I guess she paid attention in religion class and the whole "I don't believe in God" thing was just a phase ( Read more... )

So there I am, cleaning out my room, cleaning out all papers and the notes I wrote to myself in the near and distant past, remembering all the things that i'd forgotten while my year started fleshing itself out and all the time i thought i'd lost became more coherent ( Read more... )

There are two of you calmly staking claim to the same name ( Read more... )

Recently, I realized .... I am addicted to videogames. Yes, I am a gamer. A gamer indeed. There's no more denying it. I am a leet nerd. I don't know why. I think it started with the Legend of Zelda for Super NES. I always loved a good RPG, but unfortunately, that was the only videogame RPG I ever liked. Then, I got a 64 and played Goldeneye ( Read more... )

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I can't think straight. I can't concentrate. I can't wear clothes. The one day I actually wanted to wear clothes, its too hot to wear them. Soon, the temperatures will bake my brains. Global warming is real. I drove a car today, in search for work. I have no money. I almost got in an accident because I'm sick and wasn't paying attention. ( Read more... )

She had a growl like an angry redneck woman ( Read more... )

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