The Epic Tale of Mexican Jew, Rictor Paper

[dressedindeath]

Warning: AU of Puff The Magic Dragon, this is crack--this is messed up--this is kinda offensive. This is Kristen's fault! Death, Rated-R mentions of Sex and Pedos!

Narrator: Yo, I have a story to tell. It starts down the road, to a little ugly house;

Comments

[betterthanlegos]

*DIES* I AM FREAKED OUT BY ALL OF THIS SO HARD.

[dressedindeath]

This is sad when I am the bigger perv than you!

[betterthanlegos]

IT'S CREEPY OKAY WTF

[dressedindeath]

I KNOW! *CAN'T STOP LAUGHING*

[betterthanlegos]

PEDO DRAGON SERIOUSLY

[dressedindeath]

YES SERIOUSLY!

[twbasketcase]

LOLOLOLOLOL omg. why did i have to be this drunk when i read this because it made it SO MUCH FUNNIER.

holy fuck i am so glad that i am responsible for this. that just makes my fucking YEAR. seriously. this was epic and i am meming it FOREVER,

♥

[dressedindeath]

YAYZ FOR YOU BEING DRUNK! Ana is scared and umm, so are my moodthemes. LULZ!

YOU JUST HAD TO LAUGH MY SUMMARY OF RICTOR PAPER! SO I had to do it! AWE, I"M GLAD YOU LOVE! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE! omg, is this close to epic!cookieporn?

[xf_shatterstar]

ITS BETTER!

[dressedindeath]

Should you be rping drunk? is it like driving drunk?

AND AWEEEEEE, YOU MADE MY YEAR! SQUEEEE

[roguemarch]

Mexican gangsters? --- that would be narcos...

That dragon was srsly damaged...

Funny though!

[dressedindeath]

Narcos? I was just joking about the mexican gangsters, It's about this comic character, Rictor and his father was a arms merchant and I thought throw something in there that hinted about the family gets their money from illegal means.

HE IS!

Awe, thanks, this was just pure crack! pure disturbing crack. X.X

[trillingstar]

OH
EM
GEEEEE

So THIS is what you get up to when you're not here... HMMMMMMM *strokes chin*

The penis-mast was hysterical. Loved the shroom, too. And, you know, all of it. LOL.

What is this from?!!?

[dressedindeath]

Y
E
SSSSSS

YES, and now my friends are demanding part two already! *headdesk*

OMG, I KNOW! when I saw that, I decided right there and then, I HAD TO CAP THIS MOVIE!

My mind? it's from Puff the Magic Dragon and Jackie Paper tv-special movie.