Bad Speed Racer Porn. I'm so ashamed.

[drelfina]

Here is something I've learnt: Learn to say no, you stupid twit, no matter how cute and adorable your friends are when they're half drunk! Even if they are begging you

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[drelfina]

In Speed Racer they do!

Apparently Speed (the main guy) and his family have a chimpanzee. For a pet/kid. Who knows what. It's called Chim chim and Momo and Nezu hated it and wanted it run over.

So I did.

Don't ask me.

[drelfina]

O_o

well, at least you thought it was fun? *eyes it* It's strange porn. I don't even know who the characters are other than Rain-is-actually-Taejo, and X wanders around in black leather and looks kinda bald.

Well, and Taejo has hot white leather with dragons up his legs and chest. Whcih is hot, just looking at the pic.

When do I get F-s porn? *prods* you say I'm never on - but I'm always on! you are never on! *sulks*

(Also, Kisame/Genma porn. That would be so hot. *hopeful*)

[ainasiriel]

I just wanted to let you know, that I'm crying on the inside and it's all your fault. ; - ;

[drelfina]

I'm sorry! T___T

It's bad porn! I warned everyone! T__T

[hoshigaki_core]

They must be tears of joy! We love you!

[drelfina]

O_o

[beachlass]

When I take my kid to see Speed Racer, I have no doubt this will be stuck in my head.

*throws love at you*

[drelfina]

Is that a bad thing? Having this stuck in your head? O_O

I blame Nezu and Momo. T__T They told me Taejo/Rain was totally X's bitch and and.

They demanded PORN.

I am thoroughly afraid to actually go watch the thing, drunk or not.

Momo and Nezu are EVIL and to be avoided when drunk. THey use their adorable-ness for evil, mark my words.

[itcomesinphases]

You know what I kept seeing?

The original anime characters. *hasn't seen the movie yet*

Ohdeargod. My brains are scrambled. This is awesome!

[drelfina]

O_o but it's. I mean. It's.

Rain isn't in the anime!

I think. O_o

*has no idea why people keep thinking this is good*

[hoshigaki_core]

BECAUSE IT IS! It's well written. Don't be apologetic. it's crack, pure crack, and it's wonderful.

[drelfina]

*eyeballs you* You just like it when people write porn on demand for you.

<3