Sooooo, Alfred...how's Mr. Hand doing~? ;D Don't worry...just a few more days, and he can have a break while you pound/get pounded into a mattress with Iggy.
By the way, prompt for sexy times...you. England. Police Officer roleplay. Complete with handcuffs. Oh I would die to see you write something like that for me. I'd love you forever and ever. <3
You and England need to make a sex tape ASAP. This cannot be avoided by history, I WON'T ALLOW IT!! And yeah, totally understand your viewpoint on not seeing your significant other for so long. Geography separates you!! BAWWWWWWWW
Hehe, Mr. Hand. XDD;; Thanks for trying to spice up the chapter with missing notes about the cut scenes. Mmm, shower!sex. That totally needs a comic fill. > U>;;
ONCE AGAIN SECONDED ON THAT SEX TAPE. Man...poor Al is gonna have a LOT of sexy time fills to write. >:'D Not that we mind. As long as we fangirls get our porn, right? And who better to write America/England porn than America himself? :D
So good to hear the primary source sometimes. Speaking of, we stalkers fangirls must find those missing pages that Himaruya made that depicts USUK smut.
That was a lot of detail I did not need to know, but anything is a welcome relief after a masochistic session of reading bad fan fiction this evening. I feel so unclean. It's not a bad way to temper your need for sex, actually. Not that it's something I would recommend for you.
On the subject of Tony, he ruined my laptop and stole wi-fi, which I had to apologise for, but no crop circles that weren't just drunk farmboys, yet. I hope that's the limit of his vengence, but I somehow doubt it.
Rest assured, I haven't been using white text to take advantage of you. Make snarky remarks, certainly, and be generally passive-aggressive, but Maine is still yours. I don't particularly want it anyways. I have Newfoundland, after all.
Well, I go to the Commonwealth of Nation reunions and La Francophonie meetings, but you refuse to join either and every time the UN meets up it's a gong show. We need something a little... quieter. I'm certain my significant other would love to join us, though. Now I'm going to be thinking about this all weekend
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Hey at least Tony hates you less than Iggy, right?
I protest to your white, er, blue text! Maine = awesome!
First off, there's no way in hell that I'm going to accept a monarch (even if just as a figurehead) so the Commonwealth is out. (Besides, Iggy might start getting bad ideas...) And as for your French club...have you heard my French? It's worse than yours! (It's really funny to say something around France tho. He starts crying and shit.) Oh damn, I might actually get to meet your boyfriend/girlfriend? Wait one sec, I'm going to start the betting pool call Iggy to tell him the good news!
BTW, Mattie, feel free to call me an idiot. *headdesk* *sarcastic* Oh sure, rabid fangirls, I'll write you porn! I'll write you lots of porn! Was I on drugs?!
That makes me feel a little better, actually. I can only pray that he's forgotten about me.
I never said it wasn't. Just that Newfoundland's better and more stubborn and badass.
I know your French is terrible, Papa complains about yours and Seychelles' even more than mine, and he complains about mine a lot. I think it's because I swear in French most of the time. But you do have more of Papa's influence in you than I do at this point, language laws nonwithstanding.
That's a big maybe. My significant other is excited to officially be introduced to you as my partner, but we still have to arrange a time to get together. A betting pool? Oh dear. Will the fangirls stay relatively sane? At least there haven't been any Fangirl Mobs yet.
I sincerely hope you weren't on drugs (you can't handle them at all, remember last time?). But you're always so enthusiastic you tend to get yourself into trouble. I suppose that's a good trait as well, although perhaps you should've thought through your offer a little more. I'm certain you'll make it
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Alfred, dear, don't you know that the meaning of 'fangirl' is synonymous to 'perverted' XD I accept your compromise of writing a different piece of porn! What a wonderful suggestion you stud of a man you! As long as I get my porn, Matthew doesn't get hurt.<3
If you would be so kind, I would like to request a fic featuring Bunny!Iggy wearing nothing but an apron. What, when and how I leave it entirely in your capable hands. :D
Well, like I mentioned in an above seconding comment, as long as we get our porn, da? And who better to write sexy smut for America and England than the great stud Alfred F. Jones, himself? >;D *highfives you*
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Sooooo, Alfred...how's Mr. Hand doing~? ;D Don't worry...just a few more days, and he can have a break while you pound/get pounded into a mattress with Iggy.
By the way, prompt for sexy times...you. England. Police Officer roleplay. Complete with handcuffs. Oh I would die to see you write something like that for me. I'd love you forever and ever. <3
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You and England need to make a sex tape ASAP. This cannot be avoided by history, I WON'T ALLOW IT!! And yeah, totally understand your viewpoint on not seeing your significant other for so long. Geography separates you!! BAWWWWWWWW
Hehe, Mr. Hand. XDD;; Thanks for trying to spice up the chapter with missing notes about the cut scenes. Mmm, shower!sex. That totally needs a comic fill. > U>;;
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So good to hear the primary source sometimes. Speaking of, we stalkers fangirls must find those missing pages that Himaruya made that depicts USUK smut.
YOU ALL >KNOW< HE DREW IT. DON'T DENY!! >___>;;
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It's epic tho! Iggy freaked when he first saw it on my comp.
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On the subject of Tony, he ruined my laptop and stole wi-fi, which I had to apologise for, but no crop circles that weren't just drunk farmboys, yet. I hope that's the limit of his vengence, but I somehow doubt it.
Rest assured, I haven't been using white text to take advantage of you. Make snarky remarks, certainly, and be generally passive-aggressive, but Maine is still yours. I don't particularly want it anyways. I have Newfoundland, after all.
Well, I go to the Commonwealth of Nation reunions and La Francophonie meetings, but you refuse to join either and every time the UN meets up it's a gong show. We need something a little... quieter. I'm certain my significant other would love to join us, though. Now I'm going to be thinking about this all weekend ( ... )
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I protest to your white, er, blue text! Maine = awesome!
First off, there's no way in hell that I'm going to accept a monarch (even if just as a figurehead) so the Commonwealth is out. (Besides, Iggy might start getting bad ideas...) And as for your French club...have you heard my French? It's worse than yours! (It's really funny to say something around France tho. He starts crying and shit.) Oh damn, I might actually get to meet your boyfriend/girlfriend? Wait one sec, I'm going to start the betting pool call Iggy to tell him the good news!
BTW, Mattie, feel free to call me an idiot. *headdesk*
*sarcastic* Oh sure, rabid fangirls, I'll write you porn! I'll write you lots of porn! Was I on drugs?!
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I never said it wasn't. Just that Newfoundland's better and more stubborn and badass.
I know your French is terrible, Papa complains about yours and Seychelles' even more than mine, and he complains about mine a lot. I think it's because I swear in French most of the time. But you do have more of Papa's influence in you than I do at this point, language laws nonwithstanding.
That's a big maybe. My significant other is excited to officially be introduced to you as my partner, but we still have to arrange a time to get together. A betting pool? Oh dear. Will the fangirls stay relatively sane? At least there haven't been any Fangirl Mobs yet.
I sincerely hope you weren't on drugs (you can't handle them at all, remember last time?). But you're always so enthusiastic you tend to get yourself into trouble. I suppose that's a good trait as well, although perhaps you should've thought through your offer a little more. I'm certain you'll make it ( ... )
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If you would be so kind, I would like to request a fic featuring Bunny!Iggy wearing nothing but an apron. What, when and how I leave it entirely in your capable hands. :D
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