in reading over old entried from journals I haven't used in years, I found this little morsel:

so today I went to the mall, and Justin asked me to come check the store mail with him. and whe we were in the deeeeep recesses of the 5th ave. mall, he says "You know I really value my checking the mail time, it's like a private moment in my day, a ( Read more... )

Joh explained to me why playing Civilization 4 with his girlfriend, is bad for the ego.

"I'm like 'War! Conquer!' and she builds farms and libraries and shit, then later on I've got 300 dudes with sticks and she has 4 guys with guns, and I lose".

Oh how I laughed.

Goodbye Piglet...I barely had a chance to fall in love with you...........but I did.


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happy 50th birthday momma.

When one is tired and needs a quick pick-me-up in the morning, I find a quick search for yourself on www.googlisms.com does the trick.

"shannon is going to show us her whisker biscuits"

heh.

I found Scott Duff

If you don't know the magnitude of this, then I can't help you.

He's my one that got away, he's my ideal perfect, biggest mistake I've ever made was letting him get away. He's my 'one'.

and after 5 years of searching, I found him.

He's going to call me any second, we exchanged phone numbers 5 min. ago.ohmygod.ohmygod.

Project Runway, you have me in your fucking grasp, I cannot break free ( Read more... )

I've been given a nickname at work.

I only had to wait a month for it: Shannanagins

Then we talked about sex toys and how weird our parents are.

All in all, a good day.

He's made himself a livejournal, but it's not for him.

It's for a mythical character named Rocky, a 19 year old girl who has one hell of a life.

the first instalment has been: http://rocky-files.livejournal.com/

go there.

I just wrote the following text message:

"Step away from the crazy broad, come home, jack off, and get some sleep so you can go to church tomorrow."

I am the most amazing friend a boy could have.