45. School (House challenge)
To celebrate the new year :
45. School
They were not in high school -hell, they weren't even in college and House wanted to pull pranks on him? Okay, he stepped right into the dishes thing-
(he hadn't thought that House would be so bloody childish, but he always tried to be optimistic when it came to House)
-and he should have known that the man would not be able to resist using the stethoscope strategy the first chance he got-
(the man was an addict, of course he had no self-control)
-but making wisecracks about plastic-wrapping the toilet to make urine go on the floor was too much. And it wasn't even the prank itself that made him want to beat House with his own cane-
(god that thing made his knees hurt. And he had been right about it being a physical side-effect of pushing Stacy away dammit)
- what really hurt was being smacked on the head with a cane of truth about his wife. Even House should have had the politeness to sheath his words before they sliced him and his delusions about reality. It did provoke him to stop procrastinating though.
Sawing away half of House's cane seemed a little radical before the bastard made him wet the couch; this, on top of everything else, made the sight of House falling to the ground in the middle of the hospital's walkway extremely satisfying.
45. School
They were not in high school -hell, they weren't even in college and House wanted to pull pranks on him? Okay, he stepped right into the dishes thing-
(he hadn't thought that House would be so bloody childish, but he always tried to be optimistic when it came to House)
-and he should have known that the man would not be able to resist using the stethoscope strategy the first chance he got-
(the man was an addict, of course he had no self-control)
-but making wisecracks about plastic-wrapping the toilet to make urine go on the floor was too much. And it wasn't even the prank itself that made him want to beat House with his own cane-
(god that thing made his knees hurt. And he had been right about it being a physical side-effect of pushing Stacy away dammit)
- what really hurt was being smacked on the head with a cane of truth about his wife. Even House should have had the politeness to sheath his words before they sliced him and his delusions about reality. It did provoke him to stop procrastinating though.
Sawing away half of House's cane seemed a little radical before the bastard made him wet the couch; this, on top of everything else, made the sight of House falling to the ground in the middle of the hospital's walkway extremely satisfying.