"A true friend's pledge!"
1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard or bitch who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you
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