Morons

[dreadbaron]

So, I know that Pat Robertson is out there on the edge, but I didn't think it was this bad.

http://www.breitbart.tv/they-have-been-cursed-pat-robertson-says-haiti-swore-a-pact-to-the-devil/

So... Syphilis maybe?

Comments

[stitchwhich]

Man, I bet there's a lot of his folks in the background trying desperately to figure out how to retire him.

Poor man. To be so obviously, publicly slipping into senility. Someone should do something to keep him off the air.

[dreadbaron]

I think they've given up. I know I would have.

[stringmonkey]

Wow. That's not only completely psychotic, but rascist too. White colonials revolting against the mother country were brave and freedom-loving, but black slaves who did the same thing made a deal with the Devil?

[dreadbaron]

Well, sure. Everyone knows that the darker you are the more eeeevil!!!

[donal_mac_r]

Yesterday at work, we darn near had a pool going for when some such a pronouncement would be made. The business park where I work is maybe a couple of miles from the Regent campus.

Hmmm, tertiary syphilis . . . it would add up. And it would be exquisitely ironic.

[dragonazure]

His drivel has infected some of our local newspaper forum commentators. I'm not sure if the local guy is serious or just trolling to watch people rant.... Yeesh. I dread to think what Jack Van Impe and Rexella are making of it and just how excited they'll be to tell us all....

[donal_mac_r]

If you look at Haiti's history, it's not too hard to believe that it is in some way cursed. Bad luck, bad karma, bad something.

Can you exorcise a whole country?

[dreadbaron]

Unfortunately, Ter, that's only for country-wide pacts. Person ones come due in 2 years, or after 20% of your current life expectancy (whichever comes first).

Donal - That's a lotta holy water. Can you bless the entire Caribbean?

[donal_mac_r]

<--has a mental image of one of those fire-fighting tankers being blessed and then making passes over the island.