To the pure

[drdoug]

Overheard at teatime for a five-year-old's birthday party:

"Mummy, can I have some more cock porn?"

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Comments

[makyo]

I think there's an episode of One Foot in the Grave where a minor plot strand involves someone not receiving the bag of popcorn they asked for.

[moral_vacuum]

"Not since our ISP introduced bandwith capping"

[cherade9]

Bless. I was cursed with Spoonerisms from a young age too.

[vinaigrettegirl]

I can hear it now. Bless, indeed.