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[drcampbell]

Tara, gorgeous, I'm officially admitting that I cannae quit smoking for the life of me. They werenae Josh's smokes, they were mine. I'm really only telling you because you're fecking hot when you're angry.

I really think you need to handcuff me naked to the bed so you can distract me with that tongue of yours I cannae use my hands. Really,

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[doctortara]

If you don't stop smoking, I'm withholding sex for six months. How's that for incentive, sweetiepie?

That's perfect timing. You can clean the main bathroom for me while I go out for the groceries.

[drcampbell]

Nicotine withdrawal or sex withdrawal? Baby, you're killing me.

[doctortara]

You're really managing to do that all on your own. If you had quit a year and a half ago when you first told me you wanted to, you wouldn't be in this mess. Do you think I want you a cranky, grumpy, headachy, sulky ball on my sofa again?

[drcampbell]

You're going to make me quit again, aren't you? Does this mean I get lots of sex to disstract me?