To pullmysteth | GODFATHER BATCALL!
So, you know that new Thai place on Porter Street? Aye, dinnae bother. I surprised Tara with dinner there last night while Beth and Keiran had the bairn. Now we're both as sick as two mangy dogs.
Why arenae you fecking answering your phone?! I know you arnae at work today. I need urgent godfatherly duties, stat. Spit Evie out and come help us, buddy. We cannae coordinate the barfing with diaper changes nay matter how much we try to take turns. I'm desperate, man. He's taken to screaming everytime we put him in the buggy to run to the toilet.
If you dinnae help, I may have to kill you creatively. Dinnae force me to resort to Pat-esque Death By ABBA.
Why arenae you fecking answering your phone?! I know you arnae at work today. I need urgent godfatherly duties, stat. Spit Evie out and come help us, buddy. We cannae coordinate the barfing with diaper changes nay matter how much we try to take turns. I'm desperate, man. He's taken to screaming everytime we put him in the buggy to run to the toilet.
If you dinnae help, I may have to kill you creatively. Dinnae force me to resort to Pat-esque Death By ABBA.