im the biggest hypocrite. i just bought a bird. in a cage. and it hates me but thats besides the point. my dad seems to love it. her name is mona. shes a white parakeet and im having buyers remorse. ginas going to hate me. im sorry gina. but i saved its life because a family was about to buy it and they were a bad family with ugo children. ( Read more... )

Before I started working at the pet store I didnt think much about the issues of having a pet. Sure I, along with everyone else, got upset when I went to a zoo and saw wild animals caged up in faux habitats, but once I got home it wouldnt bother me anymore. However, by working at the pet store I am fully aware of the ridiculousness of having a ( Read more... )

today at work i got bit by a rat a bird and a dog.

so after i called it quits on my nose ring, tv has accepted me with open arms. the first night groundhog day was on. awesome. the next day jumanji. awesome. now today the infamous saved by the bell episode where jessie faces her addiction with caffeine pills and sings "im so excited im so excited im so.....scared" oh man that episode gives me ( Read more... )

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im suffering with a 6.75 an hour job and cleaning shit of dogs for a guy named richard with a deep voice.

the other day we swam out to these rocks (really incredible natural beauty here, like a natural jungle gym with little coves to swim into and caves and rocks to climb and random rocks sticking out of the water and stuff, really fun) and he climbed one and as i was backing up to watch him the rock turned into a gorilla, i couldnt believe it, it was ( Read more... )

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the good thing about being the sober one is that you get to drive hott cars like andrew's mustang. tonight after the barn i got to tool around town in the mustang. we drove by the mtv frat house! it was so mtv and there was a security guard out front and everything. then the mustang got a hold on me and i started acting like the asshole with the ( Read more... )